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Drone Drain Danny
Sweating in Bluetooth. Tracked by drones. This kid is the surveillance state.
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Streamer Steve
Forever LIVE, even when asleep. Chasing clout with a cracked headset and a broken soul.
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Laggy Logan
Delayed in real life. Teleporting mid-jump. Glitched into existence.
ZapPunkz Drop 001
Mutant merch for the digitally damaged. No restocks. Ever. Wear it loud. Collect the glitch.
Born in Buffer Hell
Once a speedrunner prodigy, Logan got caught in a latency loop during a midnight tournament. Now, he lives 3 seconds behind the rest of us.
Glitch Specs
Delay Drift: 4.8s Controller Type: Phantom Dual Shock Glitch Trail: Always active Respawn Location: Unknown
ZapCore Record ID: ZPK-001-LL
Rarity: Drop 001 OG Variant: Standard Glitch Print Limit: 300 Companion Piece: Drone Drain Danny
Voice lags. Eyes jitter. One foot still mid-jump.
Logan’s stuck between game frames. If you spot him blinking out, don’t worry; he’ll be back… eventually.
Collect for the Glitch
This isn't just a hoodie or a shirt. It’s the first lag-based mutant in ZapPunkz history. Real collectors know: Logan was the start of the slowdown.
Scan Logan’s QR to unlock...
Alternate artwork: Teleport Variant Exclusive audio: His glitched-out catch phrase Secret map to Drop 004 hints
Surveillance-grade quality
Certified Mutant Energy
Drop-locked exclusivity
Glitch-proof packaging
Ships interdimensionally
